I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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