he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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