On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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