Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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