i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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