why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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