I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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