so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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