thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize