how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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