bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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