Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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