the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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