he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Shame is for Republicans.
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