I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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