best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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