We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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