Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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