we have pet lesbian snakes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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