Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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