i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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