Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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