Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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