we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Randomize
