He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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