bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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