Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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