K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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