He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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