I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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