I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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