This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
