that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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