ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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