I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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