He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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