Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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