i think my tv is drunk
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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