can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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