I am in a vortex of obligation.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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