i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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