also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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