Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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