He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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