If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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