He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
