I smell stomach acid.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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