haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
