brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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