i barfeds in our rink
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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