yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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