I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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