did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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