I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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