We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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